… your company has been bought out by a capital management company named Cerberus.
The news cycle is itself a funny animal. When the news of the Chrysler acquisition first made the wire Tuesday, no one seemed to care about the name of this company. Then the following day, as if on cue, all of the analysis pieces focused on the name of this company.
For those who don’t know, Cerberus, in Greek mythology, is the three-headed hound who guarded the entrance to Hades. Truly a deal with the Devil, eh?